Small annoying creatures that came out of the dimensional doorway that Gordon Freeman opened in Half Life.
OMFG the snarks!!1!
by WWGFD May 06, 2009
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A person that farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles as they come up.
Jimmy farts in the bath tub and waits for the bubbles to float to the top so he can bite them. Therefore Jimmy is a snark.
by noylekul June 25, 2011
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To accidentally get something lodged in your nasal cavity, after choking. Often occurs when swallowing food wrongly, or during puking, when food is shooting upwards into your mouth. The victim usually spends time making disgusting noises with their sinuses to get the rogue item out of their nasal cavity. Sometimes, when the item is dislodged, it gets stuck in the throat again, renewing the process.
I was choking on a piece of food and when I hacked it up, I snarked it. It took me forever to get it back down.
by MrChowWow April 11, 2006
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A sneeze and a bark simultaneously, usually emmitted by a canine
My dog can snark on comand. My dog can snark better than your dog can snark.
by MilkMalkMolk June 28, 2011
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a little red monster bug thing that chases you and attacks you untill you blow it away or it explodes due to over-excitement, makes a funny chirping sound, comes from snark nests
ahhhhh snarks!! run!! there's too many and i only got a gauss gun!!
by hex_ten December 10, 2003
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Mysterious or unknown, possibly non-existent, bug in a process, system or software that manifests in an unclear or inconsistent manner; difficult to confirm or track down, like hunting a snipe.
Some bugs you can search for before ever releasing the program, and some you can catch during beta-testing, but a snark just has to be experienced by a user.
by lb2nz November 03, 2005
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