Snailed it

doing the bare minimum but still succeeding

Carolyn: How’d that apes test go?
Abby: Didn’t even study and got an A! Snailed it😤

by bops of words May 11, 2018

snail dusting

The act of doing cocaine off someone's butthole

We may be Netflix and chilling now, but we will be Netflix and snail dusting before the night is through.

by 145beast June 17, 2017

Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.

"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"

by snailtime September 29, 2023

sun snail

Sun Snail is a word used to praise a person or a object

The Sun Snail Blesed this water

by Orosman April 20, 2022

Pants Snail

When you shit your pants and the buldge of shit snails down your pant leg.

When he shit his pants, you could see the pants snail travel down his leg.

by Dunnydb June 20, 2023

punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay March 22, 2012

Wow Snails

1. Something funny that just happened.

2. Initials for anyone with S. Nails
other meanings unknown but it doesnt mean sexy ladies or pussy.

1. Wow Snails, can you believe how he fell like that? It was hilarious.

2. Hey S. Nails!

by Jake the Blinger December 15, 2009