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smoke a fat blunt
To smoke a cigar that has been cut open, the tobacco removed and replaced with as much stinky, sticky, sweet green ganja as one can put in the bad-boy, then re-stuck together using magic. This is usually with the intention of getting fuckin' mellow and "blunted."
(Pretty much any given afternoon at pretty much any given university) - "Gentlemen, I believe we owe it to ourselves to smoke a fat blunt. We would simply be remiss if we didn't."
smoke a fat blunt by Jap the Jimmy June 5, 2014
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smoke a fatty
Verb.
1. To smoke a rolled marijuana cigarette or cigar, which is noticeably larger than usual.
2. To shoot an obese person.
1. To smoke a rolled marijuana cigarette or cigar, which is noticeably larger than usual.
2. To shoot an obese person.
smoke a fatty by EvilDeadJunkie February 5, 2007
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smoke a fatty by Rodeney February 7, 2007
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