Bread smit is not any ordinary man. He is not a mess around. He is the finest loaf of bread you've ever seen.
by Hot Dorito April 9, 2021
Reece Smit is shithead that is shit at FIFA, fucking FIFA, it's not that fucking hard Reece. He is in love with people who are also shit at fifa like rocky.
by Nigwa October 31, 2019
Insult used to imply homosexual activity. Derived from shit and smeg these two words are combined to make smit. Sheg is an alternative word which shares the same meaning.
by 8en February 21, 2005
An interjection yelled after someone says the word "switch." Origin: When the movie "Switch" came out, Jimmy Smits had it written into his contract that the advertising for said movie had to list his name directly after the title--not "starring Jimmy Smits" or "with Jimmy Smits" just "Jimmy Smits." The end result was that all the commercials had this line in them:
"...Coming soon to a theater near you, it's 'Switch' jimmysmits."
"...Coming soon to a theater near you, it's 'Switch' jimmysmits."
by Crow T. Robot September 9, 2004
1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smits in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.
2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.
2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.
1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smits last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smits instead."
2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smits."
2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smits."
by Maltrevenius July 11, 2008
Name of an imaginary guy found in a 1984 address book. Known for being imaginarily well-to-do.
See also Smart Smart Smit and Snart Snart Smit.
See also Smart Smart Smit and Snart Snart Smit.
by Anonymous May 12, 2003
by RPG crew August 21, 2006