smilkies 

Excessively large, and usually sloppy, tities. Although traditionally white in color, "Smilkies" can come in all flavors (e.g. Chocolate smilkies)

Hey, check out those smilkies on Lindsay Lohan

smilkies by Lindsay Lohan November 3, 2004

Smilies

See:
(:*, :), =)happy
):*, :(, =( sad
=D joyous
D= horrified
=p playful
=3 cute, charmed
=/ unsure, neutral
=s unsure, thinking
=x sealed lips
=o, =0 surprise, astonishment
=*(, D*= a single tear
x_x awful, "oh crap"
>_< constipated
n_n, ^_^, ^^ nice, cheerful
u_u, v_v disappointed, downcast
o_o, 0_0 "woah", "omg"
>_>, <_< "wtf"
._. neutral, blank
T_T stream of tears
@_@ confused, mesmerised
-_- "sigh", annoyance
=_= "curses"
=^_^= happy kittie**

* usually used when avoiding the automatically triggered chatroom smilies
** The "whiskers" can be added to almost all horizontal (underscore-based) smilies

Smilies by Lexeh December 28, 2005

Smickies

Awesome, Dope, Nice, Sweet. Another way to express your attitude towards something.

A: This skeezer stood over last night and shit got wild.
B: Smickies, yea I saw you leave with her, straight skeez

A: Beerbreakfeast tomorrow u down?
B: Smickies yea ill be there

A: I totally did your mom last night
B: Smici... Wait, What?
A: And your sister. Bitch.

Smickies by NevergetsCrankeded August 30, 2011

Smilies

Slang for "curb stomp". Gangster move that consists of putting someone's face against a hard surface and stepping on the back of their head, thereby damaging their teeth (and probably a lot more)

If that boy don't pay up, he be gettin' some smilies from big Al.

Smilies by DJKham August 17, 2008

smilies

Alternative term for Ecstasy.

"Dude, you got the smilies?"
"Nah braheim, I only got the munchies."

smilies by XeroCint January 22, 2010

Phantom Smilies

In Windows Live Messenger, or MSN, occasionally, when paste something over and over, or pressing Shift + Enter a lot, after a while, smilies will tend to appear even though they have not been typed in. This strange phenomon may be very rare, but may cause great fear. BEWARE

Guy: Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, :D :D :D :'( ;)

Dude: What's with the random smilies?

Guy: DUDE!!! THOSE ARE PHANTOM SMILIES!!! I'M FREAKED OUT LIKE THIS MUCH:









:D :D :D

Guy: OH GOD THEY WON'T GO AWAY

Phantom Smilies by Bloodyscenekids April 19, 2009

Silkies 

a pair of metallic gym shorts most likely to be used as pajamas.

all my boxers are dirty so I free balled in my silkies.

Silkies by DoodyDudeson March 27, 2011