smilkies
Excessively large, and usually sloppy, tities. Although traditionally white in color, "Smilkies" can come in all flavors (e.g. Chocolate smilkies)
smilkies by Lindsay Lohan November 3, 2004
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Smilies
See:
(:*, :), =)happy
):*, :(, =( sad
=D joyous
D= horrified
=p playful
=3 cute, charmed
=/ unsure, neutral
=s unsure, thinking
=x sealed lips
=o, =0 surprise, astonishment
=*(, D*= a single tear
x_x awful, "oh crap"
>_< constipated
n_n, ^_^, ^^ nice, cheerful
u_u, v_v disappointed, downcast
o_o, 0_0 "woah", "omg"
>_>, <_< "wtf"
._. neutral, blank
T_T stream of tears
@_@ confused, mesmerised
-_- "sigh", annoyance
=_= "curses"
=^_^= happy kittie**
(:*, :), =)happy
):*, :(, =( sad
=D joyous
D= horrified
=p playful
=3 cute, charmed
=/ unsure, neutral
=s unsure, thinking
=x sealed lips
=o, =0 surprise, astonishment
=*(, D*= a single tear
x_x awful, "oh crap"
>_< constipated
n_n, ^_^, ^^ nice, cheerful
u_u, v_v disappointed, downcast
o_o, 0_0 "woah", "omg"
>_>, <_< "wtf"
._. neutral, blank
T_T stream of tears
@_@ confused, mesmerised
-_- "sigh", annoyance
=_= "curses"
=^_^= happy kittie**
Related Words
smilky • Smilies • shmilkies • silkiess • Smickies • smiliest • Phantom Smilies • sideways smilies • silky's
Smickies
A: This skeezer stood over last night and shit got wild.
B: Smickies, yea I saw you leave with her, straight skeez
A: Beerbreakfeast tomorrow u down?
B: Smickies yea ill be there
A: I totally did your mom last night
B: Smici... Wait, What?
A: And your sister. Bitch.
B: Smickies, yea I saw you leave with her, straight skeez
A: Beerbreakfeast tomorrow u down?
B: Smickies yea ill be there
A: I totally did your mom last night
B: Smici... Wait, What?
A: And your sister. Bitch.
Smickies by NevergetsCrankeded August 30, 2011
smilies
Phantom Smilies
In Windows Live Messenger, or MSN, occasionally, when paste something over and over, or pressing Shift + Enter a lot, after a while, smilies will tend to appear even though they have not been typed in. This strange phenomon may be very rare, but may cause great fear. BEWARE
Guy: Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, :D :D :D :'( ;)
Dude: What's with the random smilies?
Guy: DUDE!!! THOSE ARE PHANTOM SMILIES!!! I'M FREAKED OUT LIKE THIS MUCH:
:D :D :D
Guy: OH GOD THEY WON'T GO AWAY
Dude: What's with the random smilies?
Guy: DUDE!!! THOSE ARE PHANTOM SMILIES!!! I'M FREAKED OUT LIKE THIS MUCH:
:D :D :D
Guy: OH GOD THEY WON'T GO AWAY
Phantom Smilies by Bloodyscenekids April 19, 2009
Silkies
Silkies by DoodyDudeson March 27, 2011
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