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smelly face 

anything or anyone that attracts you.
"Damn, this tracks got me smelly facin' it"

"Yeah no doubt, that chicks got that smelly faced ass."

smelly goop face 

When a chick Cums on a guys face and he doesnt wipe it off, and the next day his face is all gooey and smells like Vag!
Dude why is your cat liking your face ?
(goop face guy)- oh Ive got smelly goop face, you know those cats, they love them oragasmical fluids!

smelly bum face 

A person who is a absolute nonce and has a small willy
smelly bum face by Bobson69 April 19, 2018

your face smells

a phrase commonly used by 9 year olds who try to be funny.
mature person: hi.
9 year old: your face smells! haha!!!1!111

smell my face 

Heroically coined by morning jock Elliot Segal on DC101 as a t-shirt design. it means absolutely nothing except when you say it, you gotta say it like white trash. it also makes a great insult when you can't think of anything to say.
Say i was going to the White House but couldn't figure out which tux I'd want to wear. Then i'd probably just put on my "Smell My Face" t-shirt and some jeans i wore the day before
smell my face by the legendary 9 September 5, 2005

i smell shit face 

The face that you make when you smell everything at once. The smell underneath the smell.
Hey Melvin? Why do you have the I smell shit face? Oh nevermind, you smell what we can't.