smugatarian 

A person who is constantly please with themselves and carries a general air of smugness.

That girl is the ultimate smugatarian - she was born with good looks and wealth and when she utters something it's like she then steps back and admires her own words

smugatarian by badzilla June 28, 2016

Smegetarian 

On a smegetarian diet, which is comparable to veganism and vegetarianism, the only food that may be consumed is smegma, the substance found on an unwashed penis.

Lily is smegetarian, didn't you know?

Smegetarian by Ol Meanings January 2, 2023

Smegmatician 

A connoisseur of smegma who is very skilled in identifying, producing, and harvesting the delicious substance.

Tony: "This wine is bland."
Justin: "Good thing you are in the presence of a smegmatician! I have the perfect fresh smegma to pair with this bottle."

Smegmatician by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012