A small loan is cashcash$$moneymoney given to you by your father, usually the amount is around $1,000,000. This detail is extremely acceptable if your a washed up "business" man and/or a self-electing presidential candidate.
"It has not been easy for me, y'know, I started out in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars." ~Donald Trump
A sentence said by Donald Trump, made into a massive meme by the montage parody maker Pyrocynical. 80% of all YouTube comments are exactly this phrase. It is usually followed by a shitload of dollar signs.
Comment 1: SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
A popular and trending quote originally said by the republican U.S.A. nominee, Donald Trump. The saying has been going around on YouTube, Vine, Etc, and is actually stupid, but it's just somehow funny and ridiculous because the quote ''Small loan of a million dollars'' basically is showing how rich Trump is, and the way he calls it 'Small', which most people could facepalm or give a 'bruh'. Nowadays, most people use it to troll, or use it in jokes to piss people off. Most people do it by interruption.
Person A: "Usually when I go shopping, I end up spending---"
Person B: "--A small loan of a million dollars."
Person A: "Fuck you."
A joke used in twitch streams to piss people off. It was inspired by Donald Trump. It uses a glitch in the twitch donation system where you can recall your money but the donation message still appears in the stream.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!