Someone who is dependent on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead
Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.
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Get the Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey mug.by jo4n5 July 15, 2005
Get the smack the monkey mug.Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?
Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.
I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
by King Draco November 24, 2018
Get the Smack that monkey mug.The process of destroying a persons day or life, or it can literally be taken as "smacking a monkey that is employed by the Magisterium." Thirdly it can be taken as direct interjection of religion into a persons life.
Origins: the 2007 theatrical version of The Golden Compass, Where Nicole Kiddman lays the smackdown on a poor defenseless primate.
Origins: the 2007 theatrical version of The Golden Compass, Where Nicole Kiddman lays the smackdown on a poor defenseless primate.
"Why are you always trying to smack my church monkey?"
"I shouldn't have done that, it feels like I just got smacked by a church monkey."
"I shouldn't have done that, it feels like I just got smacked by a church monkey."
by JaKeJa January 3, 2008
Get the smack my church monkey mug.(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.
Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular
Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular
by Barrington Boys July 25, 2004
Get the Snack Monkey mug.retarded individual with no concept of reality, spack monkeys live in their own virtual world with concept of physical constraints.
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