smack monkey 

Someone who is dependent on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead

Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.

smack monkey by leimagnus September 25, 2013

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey 

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey by Jeff January 12, 2004

smack the monkey 

A Slang word for Male Masturbation

Guy: What you gonna do tonite?
Other Guy: Im gonna smack the monkey!

smack the monkey by jo4n5 July 15, 2005

Smack that monkey 

Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?

Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.

I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.

Smack that monkey by King Draco November 24, 2018

smack my church monkey 

The process of destroying a persons day or life, or it can literally be taken as "smacking a monkey that is employed by the Magisterium." Thirdly it can be taken as direct interjection of religion into a persons life.

Origins: the 2007 theatrical version of The Golden Compass, Where Nicole Kiddman lays the smackdown on a poor defenseless primate.

"Why are you always trying to smack my church monkey?"
"I shouldn't have done that, it feels like I just got smacked by a church monkey."

smack my church monkey by JaKeJa January 3, 2008

Snack Monkey 

(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.

Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular

Hey Snack Monkey - pass me some of those hot wings.

Snack Monkey by Barrington Boys July 25, 2004

spack monkey

retarded individual with no concept of reality, spack monkeys live in their own virtual world with concept of physical constraints.

dbox you spack monkey take your head out of the toaster.

spack monkey by StudNET November 14, 2003