Sloth Noodles 

When multiple sloths dick whip you in the face, and then pour hot soup on your crotch.

Dude, Jimmy is still in the hospital from getting Sloth Noodles

Sloth Noodles by Don_Vito_69_Sloth_Assault September 17, 2013

Sloth Nation 

The club of the most fucking awesome sloths ever, the members must do everything in the name of sloth. This club was created by three young sloths by the names of Travis, Nathan, and Ray.

Your too unslothy to be in Sloth Nation.

Sloth Nation by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016

Sloth Nation 

The make-shift 'nation' of people who love sloths and often wear pictures of them on their clothes or notebooks. Also particularly known for stealing hats.

Guy 1: Heard you joined Sloth Nation
Guy 2: Yeah taken so many hats!

Sloth Nation by Jay_C. September 18, 2013

Sloth Nation 

A society of the the most dankest sloths in the world, most Sloth Nation members are straight sloth royalty.

The creators of Sloth Nation are Travis, Nathan, and Ray.

Sloth Nation by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016

Sloth Nation 

A society of the dankest sloths in the world, every member must be very slothy and a straight sexy

Ya I'm part of Sloth Nation.
Natebert and Rayon joined Sloth Nation.

Sloth Nation by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016

Sloth Nation 

A society of the dankest sloths in the world, most members have to be very sloths and really sexy.

Sloth Nation is growing into a lifestyle.

Sloth Nation by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016

Sloth Nap

You set an alarm and plan to nap for a set amount of time but accidentally sleep for 4 hours straight

Was meant to go to work today but I accidentally had a sloth nap and woke up two days later

Sloth Nap by Random 7 March 2, 2018