sloppy jer
So my girl finally let me have anal last night. We were going to go for round two but she let loose a sloppy jer on my new white sheets.
sloppy jer by kraftyone7 October 18, 2017
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Sloppy Jerusalem
The Sloppy Jerusalem is the sociopath of the fetish world, it can't be described in any precise way. Although the Sloppy Jerusalem is hard to define, when you are receiving or giving it you will know afterwards that you had participated in a Sloppy Jerusalem. Throughout history their has been only one specific example of a Sloppy Jerusalem documented and verified to actually be a Sloppy Jerusalem.
A man I know only wares underwear made from 100 percent mercerised Egyptian cotton. One day whilst walking down the street he got a hard on for no particular reason and due to the sensual feeling of the underwear, he blew his beans whilst on the high street.
This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!
This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!
Sloppy Jerusalem by JohnnyBad October 20, 2013
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Sloppy Jerky
When you take a nice fat shit, then take the shit and place it into a meat dehydrator. After about 3 days of letting the shit dehydrate, you then insert it into a womans vagina, and proceed to fuck her in the ass while you fuck her pussy with the dehydrated shit. The shit will slowly fall apart and get restored with water, turning it back into shit inside of her pussy. Thus, her pussy can be described as a "sloppy jerky."
Guy #1: Yo I was totally raw dogging some chick last night, and stuck my fingers up her ass
Guy #2: You think that's cool? I totally sloppy jerkyed my girlfriend last night and made her reach her hand into her pussy and eat out the shit
Guy #1: Man, you are fucked up.
Guy #2: You think that's cool? I totally sloppy jerkyed my girlfriend last night and made her reach her hand into her pussy and eat out the shit
Guy #1: Man, you are fucked up.
Sloppy Jerky by sloppyjerky November 22, 2009
Sloppy Jerome
When a big black man named Jerome cums in your Sloppy Joe, your Sloppy Joe is no longer a Sloppy Joe, but now is a Sloppy Jerome.
Person 1: Dude, Jerome came over to my house last night and totally made a Sloppy Jerome for me.
Person 2: I wish he’d make me one :(
Person 2: I wish he’d make me one :(
Sloppy Jerome by Noob__Master69 November 19, 2021
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a Sloppy Jerome by gay white bat October 26, 2018
New Jersey Sloppy Joe
The unexpected act of receiving oral to your anus with a suspect wipe - resulting in an unwanted deposit on your partners tongue.
I started making out with this Peruvian chick, and next thing I know I'm getting a New Jersey Sloppy Joe.
New Jersey Sloppy Joe by Hoch Duke November 13, 2011
New Jersey Sloppy Joe
A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.
"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"
New Jersey Sloppy Joe by Sevadonn March 8, 2019