sloppy ho

a sloppy ho is like a very big ho who has dated so many guys.

damn she a big sloppy ho

by alyssalander233 April 23, 2018

Sloppy Hot Tub

The prolapsed, gaping, cum soaked asshole of a chubby woman who has had several anal partners. Usually that of an evangelical Christian or devout Baptist that has been recently gang-banged in the butt.

I'd wear a rubber and a second bag on your balls before you go near that ass, it's a Sloppy Hot Tub homie!

by GhostFaceKillah1969 June 13, 2018

Sloppy HoJo

To take a steamy dump between the mattress and box spring of a hotel before check out. Named after Howard Johnsons Hotel chain.(sloppy HoJo)

Man I am leaving Howard Johnson's a Sloppy HoJo for their uncomfortable bed and shitty service!!!

by dbrock591 January 9, 2008

Sloppy Hopper

When you take a bear fight/Leonardo dicaprio(Irish car bomb followed by a jäger bomb)followed by a trash can then go rafting with a shot of knob creek.

I took a sloppy hopper paid my tab then mounted and stuffed a cougar on my wall.

by Sterrringsloppyhoppy July 19, 2016

sloppy hog

Man lathers his cock with BBQ sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. His hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to masturbate. The woman must then be slapped across the face with a BBQ sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. Then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her vagina clean of all the BBQ sauce.

After grilling for my family and the kids went to bed, I gave my wife a real sloppy hog.

by the sloppy hog master April 26, 2015

Sloppy Hoes

Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.

Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.

My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.

by King Butthole October 24, 2019

Sloppy Hot-dog Special

When a guy and girl fall asleep naked in the spooning position and the guy has a wet dream. Due to the spooning position the guys member has slid in between the girls butt cheeks creating a hot-dog effect. When he ejaculates in her ass crack it makes it sloppy.

When Mark tells his friends about the strange circumstances surrounding his wet dream last night one of his buddies exclaims: " it was sort of like a sloppy hot-dog special."

by AR Special November 24, 2010