Slippery lizard

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When you're having sex with a girl in the shower from behind, you pull out and shove your penis up her ass. Out of shock she tries to climb away like a slippery lizard up the wall

Yo bro, I gave my girlfriend a slippery lizard last night

Slippery lizard by Pickled0nion August 3, 2018

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slippery lizard

The WORST word in urban dictionary

Friend: you know what a slippery lizard is?

Me: no. *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Friend;*does an evil laugh while I am being scared for life*

slippery lizard by Bick Cox February 3, 2022

slippery lizard

When you are about to cum inside of her and you pull out and put your penis in a glass of milk and scream "that's the power if pinesol baby!"

"Wanna do a slippery lizard?"

"No. Never again"

slippery lizard by Hydra dreamer September 23, 2013

Max and the Slippery Lizards

also known as the storytelling gypsies, this team basically depends on one player to win all their games and laughs at people with broken legs and leprechauns.

That goalie for Max and the Slippery Lizards is so hot!!

yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.

Max and the Slippery Lizards by dickheads123 February 12, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026