when yer all horned up an run outta sexual ideas....the slippery shit slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so sexually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol' slippery shit slide slammer......he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked.....using corn oil.. oiled up her shit pipe...next bruce with boner erect ...ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, boner erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward...(takes great timing and aiming)..Jamming erect boner in her shit pipe......IF DONE CORRECTLY WOMAN SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY HAVE ORGASM....along with sore asshole....

slippery shit slide slammer by gillieman69 December 10, 2009

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shit slide

A late 80's and early 90's dance craze "movement". Still strongly practiced by some hardcore Surrey activists. The move was adopted and adapted from US films such as Kid n Play's "House Party" and MC Hammers ridiculous "Zoot suit" "Cant Touch This" manouveres...

The dance resembles someone "sliding" themselves though some "shit" ..
The dance has gained further recognition in 2010 by appearing on ceramic mugs sold in department stores as a "Teach yourself the running man" Xmas present. Bringing injuries to a few old timers who still think that can "Do the shit slide"

Look at that bad boy cutting them shapes. He's doing the "Shit Slide"

shit slide by Malcom shiddyarse January 8, 2010

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