slim jesus

eminem's retarded little brother; skittles.

how to be slim jesus
>be white
>watch Straight out of Compton
>capture mexican kid
>make drill rap

by lolitsalex December 27, 2015

slim jesus

A white Boy Who Thinks He's Black He Made The Song,"Drill Time" He's from Ohio

"I fuck with savages,you a fuckboy you can't hang." - Slim Jesus,Drill Time

by Dr Gang In This Bitch December 30, 2015

slim jesus

a complete copy of Eminem (Slim Shady) with only one song that actually went viral a doesn't have any flow and is trash

person 1: hey
person 2: have you heard of the soundcloud rapper
person 1: which one
person 2: i forgot his name, but he is a total slim jesus
person 1: oh god

by swaggerblob November 12, 2017

Slim Jesus

Funniest looking fucker in the rap game, claims to be hood as fuck in his music videos (bragging about his "gang" and guns), yet in an interview shortly after Drill time he said he's legit as fuck and doesn't do anything illegal, but talks about his friend nearly going to prison, which doesn't count for fuck all

"Fam, look at this kid called Slim Jesus"

"Oh my days fam, he looks like he's called Skittles"

by BrickBreakerKdon November 20, 2015

Slim Jesus

Fake white boy rapping about drugs and shooting guns which he will never do any of these things.

Slim Jesus is a fake white boy.

by Jammmmmmieboiiii November 7, 2015

Slim Jesus

- A fake "gangster" rapper.

- A way to say someone is fake as hell.

That boy a Slim Jesus lying about his hood.

by VailStraightliner December 7, 2016

Slim Jesus

A fuckboy who can't hang.

Person 1:Ay yo who the hell is Slim Jesus?
Person 2:A fuckboy who cant't hang.

by Squire#1 September 7, 2016