by Tchami120 April 13, 2015
Cap Slap is when you cum in ones hand, and then proceed to slap a bald man with your semen covered hand. The man has to be above the age of 36 and be in a public area. Like Walmart.
Man- “Hey, man I just cap slapped your dying grandpa!”
Dude- “Straight up! That’s awesome!”
Man- “ I’m gonna cap slap your child now!”
Dude- “Straight up! That’s awesome!”
Man- “ I’m gonna cap slap your child now!”
by spicypickles700 March 24, 2021
Billy:Don't make me Knee cap slap you Jimmy! I won't hesitate!
Jimmy: go away Billy before I smack ya
Billy: Omae wa mou shindieru
Jimmy: nani?!
Billy:*KNEE CAP SLAP*
Jimmy: go away Billy before I smack ya
Billy: Omae wa mou shindieru
Jimmy: nani?!
Billy:*KNEE CAP SLAP*
by NotYourBoo22 November 03, 2018
(v.) an action where someone is provoked to strike. Someone offends you so you slap-a-bitch. Cap-a-bitch is when you shot the person who provoked you.
by Ka-Five March 15, 2005