slap bet

A bet where no money or property is involved, and the prize for losing is getting to slap the loser across the face. Excellent for bets of extreme importance.
A slap bet is often monitored by a slap bet commissioner, that regulates the rules of said bet.

"Joe cried after he lost his slap bet"
"In a matter of this importance, only a slap bet will do"

slap bet by mrcool November 23, 2006

slap bet

Bet made on an item of trivia in which the losing party gets the shit smacked out of their face.

A: I think it's clavicle.
B: It's definitely tibia.
A: Slap bet?
B: Sure. (They shake.)

Later:

C: A bone named after the Italian word for flute is tibia.

(B smacks the shit out of A)

slap bet by heisenbergian August 29, 2009

fish slap bet 

A variation of a slap bet wherein the loser has to buy a fish for the winner so the winner can slap the loser with it.

Peter: I fish slap bet you thriller will play on halloween night.
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(day after)

Adrian: buy me a wish!
Peter: OH.....crap!

fish slap bet by andrepa November 12, 2009

The Slap Bet

From the iconic show How I Met Your Mother: If one loses a bet they can choose 10 slaps at the moment or 5 slaps that can be used at any time.

If you lose you have to choose one of the options from the Slap Bet.

The Slap Bet by mrstealyogirl June 10, 2018

poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.

"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"

poop slap bet by matfremay2015 December 8, 2018

Slap Beth

Beth- another name for dick
Slap that Beth- Slap dick

You think you hot because you hit my ex? Slap Beth pussy

Slap Beth by King Bay-Al January 11, 2018

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish by mom743 December 4, 2010