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Statertot 

An intellectual toddler who licks government boots. A sycophantic suckup brown noser kneeler of the highest order. Someone who thinks law is morality. Someone who isn't brave enough to personally load you into the boxcars, but who would gladly rat you out to their beloved authorities.
"I think we're all getting tired of these left statertot vs right statertot popularity contests aka elections."
Statertot by Ironborn October 1, 2019
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Sladernator 

the act of a small man throwing a half-full Dr. Pepper can at a innocent bystandard.
"why is there Dr. Pepper stains on your wall?"

"had to Sladernator a bitch"
Sladernator by GertBurg April 24, 2011

stadertod 

"Dude you're such a stadertod"
"He is a stadertod"
stadertod by Monkypants217 September 12, 2019

sladepotato 

sladepotato is a type of a funny but sensitive type of person. slade (for short) could be the man of your dreams. just reassure them and make em’ feel comfy.
person 1: awe man, im so funny yet, a pathetic introvert.

person 2: you’re just like sladepotato
sladepotato by sladepotato December 22, 2022