karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole
slab of deli ham. it has no
bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no
hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or
ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of
pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that