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My skip skip was in the office today.
Skip skip by Bekewk January 23, 2026

skip skip skip 

When the person youre wishing to have sex with wont allow themselves to be caught
I asked her for an Eddie.. today, all i got was 'skip skip skip'. I think she prefers a man more like backdoor lenny according to toilet graffitti in The Quarter Gill in Partick

Skootish Skip 

Skootish Skip - A move in which a person performs a range of jumps and missteps which results in the player to quickly fall downward. Most commonly used by twitch streamer Skootish.
Kyle did a Skootish skip while playing only up

National Skip School Day 

Everyone december 2 everyone will skip school on this day.
Sammy: are you going to school on December 2?
Kaelei: Hell no. Everyone is skipping because it’s national skip school day

Skip-the-Tipsy 

When you drink a great amount of alcohol in a short amount of time, you completely bypass the tipsy phase and go straight to wasted.
"It's one of those 'skip-the-tipsy' kind of nights."

Slippery Irish Skip-Devil 

An impish, creepy little man who enjoys irritating a person to no end by skipping circles around a person, (usually while they're walking) all the while singing bad irish pub-songs, & sea shanties, & being impossible to catch by the person he's annoying.
Bill: Ok ok, HA HA. Cut it out, you're annoying me, & you almost tripped me.

Slippery Irish Skip-Devil (skipping): "Now Fiddler’s Green is a place I heard tell, where the fishermen go if they don’t go to hell"

Bill: Enough! Shut up, you crazy little bastard!!

Slippery Irish Skip-Devil (skipping): "Where skies are all clear and the dolphins do play, and the cold coast of Greenland is far, far away!"

Bill: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!