Ska is playing and people are skanking
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."
by Patleek February 12, 2008
Derivative of the two root words skeet and shart combined to form one new: skart
Skeet : to ejaculate
Shart : to unintentionally shit ones self while farting
Skeet : to ejaculate
Shart : to unintentionally shit ones self while farting
"Dude I was so drunk whilst humping your mother last night I skarted"
"Yes well, your mother gave me head while I was on the Jon and I skarted"
"Yes well, your mother gave me head while I was on the Jon and I skarted"
by Belch February 10, 2007
While driving in a car. Drive past a dead skunk and someone farts and it mixes with the skunks stank.
"Oh my gosh! Who skarted?!"
by McDonnie the Matador August 15, 2009
skARTe is alive
by evander skolyfield November 20, 2018
Sorry honey, I skarted again.
by Brianisok December 22, 2007
Ska is playing and people are skanking
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."
by Patleek February 12, 2008
by Rudy Jones April 28, 2010