Ska is playing and people are skanking
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."
by Patleek January 12, 2009
Get the skartmug. Derivative of the two root words skeet and shart combined to form one new: skart
Skeet : to ejaculate
Shart : to unintentionally shit ones self while farting
Skeet : to ejaculate
Shart : to unintentionally shit ones self while farting
"Dude I was so drunk whilst humping your mother last night I skarted"
"Yes well, your mother gave me head while I was on the Jon and I skarted"
"Yes well, your mother gave me head while I was on the Jon and I skarted"
by Belch July 20, 2008
Get the skartmug. While driving in a car. Drive past a dead skunk and someone farts and it mixes with the skunks stank.
"Oh my gosh! Who skarted?!"
by McDonnie the Matador August 14, 2009
Get the skartmug. skARTe is alive
by evander skolyfield November 20, 2018
Get the skARTemug. Sorry honey, I skarted again.
by Brianisok January 9, 2008
Get the skartmug. Ska is playing and people are skanking
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."
by Patleek February 12, 2008
Get the skartmug. by Rudy Jones April 28, 2010
Get the Skartingmug.