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Skarsgush 

The verbal outpouring of Alexander Skarsgard related words in reference to viewing his pictures or video. These words describe actions or emotions invoked by Alexander Skarsgard.
While a skasaholic was skarsgarding, she was in complete skarslust over that Swedish actor. This skarsgirl with the skarscrush could only describe her actions and emotions with skarsgush.
Skarsgush by Fairyblood December 19, 2010
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Skarsgåholic

Being obsessed or addicted to anything pertaining to Swedish actor/director Alexander Skarsgård, possibly to the point of being unable to function in the 'real' world or perform basic tasks.
Caroline: I was supposed to get a bunch of writing done last night, but I got distracted.
Claudine: Skarsgåholism strikes again, huh?
Caroline: Yes, I need an intervention. My name is Caroline, and I'm a Skarsgåholic.

Example 2:

Nicole: Since my ancestors are from Sweden, we have Swedish meatballs at Christmas.
Caroline: Alexander Skarsgård is Swedish!
Nicole: You are such a Skarsgåholic.
Skarsgåholic by little15 February 3, 2010
The euphoric and orgasmic feeling when you see the sexy Swedish actor Alexander Skarsgård.

Mr. Skarsgård is well known for his role in the hit HBO series True Blood. He plays Eric Northman, a thousand year old vampire. Eric is extremely tall, attractive, and cunning. He runs a vampire bar, Fangtasia, in Shreveport, Louisiana, with Pam, who was turned by him. Also, he is a the sheriff of Area Five, and the oldest and most powerful vampire in his area.
I had a Skarsgasm last night when I saw Alex naked on True Blood!

I Skargasmed when Eric was nailing Yvetta.
Skarsgasm by alongtheocean June 16, 2010

skarsgasmic 

(adjective) In reference to Swedish actor, Alexander Skarsgard; the highly attractive state of existence that embodies nearly anything and everything related to Alexander Skarsgard; an ecstatic quality that may lead to intense pleasure known as the skargasm.
Micky~ Have you seen the new footage of Alex?

Terry~ YES!!! It's Skarsgasmic!
skarsgasmic by DawnLaurene December 2, 2010
In reference to the Swedish Actor Alexander Skarsgard; the way in which viewing his photos or movies makes you feel, not quite love, but could lead to a skargasm.
Sally: I was looking at pictures of Alexander Skarsgard online today...and I think I'm in state of Skarslust.
Skarslust by Sisters in Skarsgard December 4, 2010

skarsguardian 

a lover of all things alexander skarsgard related, a defender of the swede, someone who has heart palpitations when seeing or speaking about the swedish god known as alexander skarsgard. someone who knows more about eric northman, true blood, the sookie stackhouse series, and alex himself, than their own father.
"oh my god, i cannot wait until may when the new charlaine harris book comes out. i am such a skarsguardian."

"it's my job as a skarsguardian to faithfully watch all episodes aired of true blood, old or new. it's more like a compulsion to a faithful skarsguardian such as myself."
skarsguardian by MrsSkarsgard March 25, 2010

Skarscrush 

Me: I have sucha skarscrush.
Person: Girl, who doesn't that man is gorgeous.

Person: I think i'm in love with Alexander Skarsgard.
Me: No, you're just skarscrushin'
Skarscrush by trubaholic July 9, 2010