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Skanktress

Any lady who wishes to become a serious actress, but realizes that she has no talent whatsoever, so must make due with whatever God or her plastic Surgeon gave her and thus will flash her tatas in whatever movie she is in and accidentally flash her snatch from time to time.

A skanktress often times attempts to revitalize her career by making sex tapes and releasing 'embarassing' nude photos.

Examples: Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, Sienna Miller, Shannon Elizabeth.
Lil' Susie: Mommy, I dream of one day gracing the cover of tabloid magazines and winning an Academy Award for my acting skills.

Mom: Sweetie, with a voice like that and no intuition, you'll wind up with a pound of collagen, two pounds of silicone and a life of misery as a skanktress, why don't study science and become a doctor. Now Run Along
Skanktress by Quixotic Kay April 9, 2009
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Skanktress

That girl tried to get me to go home with her....watch out, she's a skanktress.
Skanktress by Dulcedawn February 10, 2017

skankless 

a time in which one does not have a skank
I am skankless; therefore, I will have to go to the bar to find one.
skankless by J.Messy May 17, 2007

Skankmatress 

Adj.

Skaen-k-mater-ress.

ie. One who's entire purpose is to be slept on.
The final stage of the 'Weber-Marshall Scale' of loosology.

Once a hussiebucket reaches epic proportions of promiscuity, they will undergo the one final evolution, becoming skankmattress.

Origin: Invented by Manon Weber to describe the seedier side of East Coast pop-culture clique members.
Luke: "Ahahaha what a hussiebucket!"
Manon: "No way! She's a full-on skankmatress!"
Skankmatress by lamarshall June 2, 2009

skankness 

Physical flaws caused usually caused by sexual disease or any type of infection causing just nasty looking shit to appear
1) Dude that girl had skankness all around her mouth.

2) I smelled something funny, took a look downstairs, and it was just pure skankess
skankness by D. Will July 13, 2003

SKANKCREAS 

A GLAND IN THE FEMALE BODY THAT PRODUCES SKANK OR WHOREISH LIKE ACTIONS.
DUDE YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS A HUGE SKANKCREAS..

OR. DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT WHORE DANCING ON THE BAR LAST NIGHT. HER SKANKCREAS WAS HUGE.

skantless  

Someone who goes over the top with their dress or behavior, usually in a trashy manor, generally related to sexual or drugged out behavior. Drag queens, old hookers, drug addicts, obviously horny people in general, are all pretty much skantless by default
A skantless girl at a bar with her tits hanging out, drunk and obviously looking to get laid.
That same girl with puke on her dress going home with some random guy. Morbidly obese hookers in spandex.

Scandalous behavior makes you skantless.
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skantless by rcz January 29, 2009