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skank top

When a skanky girl wears a low cut, revealing tank top, in which her bra is clearly visible. The tank top is usually thin, skin tight, and see through.
"Look at Jessica's tank top, you can totally see her bra."
"More like a skank top."
by ELLLLLL February 9, 2008
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skank top

It is hot out so I am wearing this skank top.
by punkrockchar November 28, 2003
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table top skank

a way to express your feelings for someone who you absolutely hate.
i hate his girlfriend, she's such a table top skank!
by aivilo April 16, 2008
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Stank Top

How you gonna think you fly with a stank top on
by Realcbreeze October 4, 2008
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Skanktopia

a place in the universe where SKANKS should be crowned with abolishment, & get their faces punched off on a daily basis.
"SKANKTOPIA" is the next and last place a "SKANK" should be cunt punted to. (However, a simple background check is made with close & obvious screening so that "SKANKS" can be positively identified.)
by m!sstr!ss May 26, 2010
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Skanktop

A skank who wears revealing clothing (i.e a tight fitting tank top)
Did you see that Skanktop walking by just now??
by subz2k July 22, 2009
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Skanktopotamus

Plural: skanktopotami.

A generally overly amorous and often intoxicated large female of the human species who garners attention by gyrating wildly and/or seductively (hopefully on a dance floor) with the goal of securing temporary male companionship which would otherwise be WAY out of their league or socio-economic class. The skanktopotamus is characterized by flashy and often over-the-top attire designed to draw attention to themselves and can be found late at night in alleys, clubs and on street corners, but they have been sighted at far more conspicuous places such as big box retailers, fast food restaurants, gambling establishments and trailer parks.

Skanktopotomi are generally loners, but they have been known to travel in groups known as "pods". Their diet consists primarily of three items, namely fat, salt and starch.

Should a skanktopotamus successfully secure the aforementioned male companionship, said male will be overcome with intense feelings of guilt, shame and self-disrespect. The only possible cure for this is the successful undetected early morning escape giving the victim plausible deniability that the event ever occurred.
Look at Elmer's head hung in shame...he got caught this morning with a skantopotamus.

Chad is not himself today...he got seduced last night by that skanktopotamus Tammy.

"Hey boss...yeah...it's Michael...I can't show my face at work today because the guys know about the pair of skanktopotami I was with last night..."

Skank hippopotamus skanktopotomus
by King_Norm_I October 4, 2014
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