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Skanktopia

a place in the universe where SKANKS should be crowned with abolishment, & get their faces punched off on a daily basis.
"SKANKTOPIA" is the next and last place a "SKANK" should be cunt punted to. (However, a simple background check is made with close & obvious screening so that "SKANKS" can be positively identified.)
by m!sstr!ss May 26, 2010
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Skankopath

One who is intentionally and psychotically skanky; who deliberately seeks out skanky clothes, skanky friends, and skanky boys; who has a hidden skank agenda and follows an aggressive skank mentality. See also skank.
She bought that little school girl uniform specifically to wear to her Aunt's wedding, because she knew her ex-boyfriend Snake and his friends would be there. What a skankopath!
by The Jenkins Sisters February 1, 2007
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skanktoid plaza

Yo nigga you hanging at the skanktoid plaza tonight, we be pickin up some bitches and hoes
by PimpoftheWest April 17, 2007
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skankatopia

A congregation of skanks, skankarella, skankorilla, skankasarus rex, and various other skanks.
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It was a skankatopia in the parking lot at 4617 Sanford st. metairie, la. 70006, when they were rallying perfume sales.
by nutsnug July 22, 2010
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Spanktopia

Tea, ‘bout 11:30pm on a weeknight, 3 cranks deep already. Shirt glued to belly
Man am I tired dude, hit spanktopia RQ
by Ricky Silk June 10, 2022
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Skanktop

A skank who wears revealing clothing (i.e a tight fitting tank top)
Did you see that Skanktop walking by just now??
by subz2k July 22, 2009
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Skanktopotamus

Plural: skanktopotami.

A generally overly amorous and often intoxicated large female of the human species who garners attention by gyrating wildly and/or seductively (hopefully on a dance floor) with the goal of securing temporary male companionship which would otherwise be WAY out of their league or socio-economic class. The skanktopotamus is characterized by flashy and often over-the-top attire designed to draw attention to themselves and can be found late at night in alleys, clubs and on street corners, but they have been sighted at far more conspicuous places such as big box retailers, fast food restaurants, gambling establishments and trailer parks.

Skanktopotomi are generally loners, but they have been known to travel in groups known as "pods". Their diet consists primarily of three items, namely fat, salt and starch.

Should a skanktopotamus successfully secure the aforementioned male companionship, said male will be overcome with intense feelings of guilt, shame and self-disrespect. The only possible cure for this is the successful undetected early morning escape giving the victim plausible deniability that the event ever occurred.
Look at Elmer's head hung in shame...he got caught this morning with a skantopotamus.

Chad is not himself today...he got seduced last night by that skanktopotamus Tammy.

"Hey boss...yeah...it's Michael...I can't show my face at work today because the guys know about the pair of skanktopotami I was with last night..."

Skank hippopotamus skanktopotomus
by King_Norm_I October 4, 2014
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