skamps

A little red eyed monster about 1 to 2 foot tall greenish/gray skin and bad attitude.

skamps:steal your remote,knock over your drink and break and or misplaces things around your house,do not take kindly to humans point blank there evil little bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nayber September 10, 2008

Dirty Sampson

A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake

Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..

Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.

by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017

Skampiz

An individual who beholds the qualities of a skampiz. He/she is just "that guy." You know them when you see them.

Did you meet Ray? Absolute Skampiz amirite?

by YubYub the Kool April 12, 2019

swampshire

when no simple thing is easy due to the fact one is extremely high or zooted

"you tryin to make a quesadilla?"
"nah man, way to swampshire"

by jon loan June 27, 2012

Skämtstånd

Skämtstånd is the original Swedish term for 'Jokeboner'.
It differs from a real boner because it isn't caused by sexual attraction.
It's more of a Pratical-joke, and can be used as an Ice-breaker on partys or as a part of the 'Gaylift' a.k.a. Böglyftet.

Andrews Skämtstånd was more than enough for him and Alex to be able to perform a 'Gaylift'.

by Winterflame November 2, 2009

Swamps of Dagobah

The Swamps of Dagobah (also known as Rotten Anus) refers to an iconic Reddit comment telling the story of probably the most disgusting and vomit-inducing medical operation ever recorded. I do not advise reading the comment while eating unless you have a strong stomach.

“I just read the Swamps of Dagobah comment.”
“What’s that?”
“Don’t ask.”

by DeaconTheBassGuy January 18, 2022

blow stamps

฿low Stamp noun.

/blō•stamp/

1. A LEET-ish speak word for 'bitcoin' accidentally coined by a 94-year-old grandmother on October 29, 2013.

Hey sonny, what are me blow stamps worth these days?

by Bdawg1 October 30, 2013