situation friend

a friend that you do not actually like their personality, but bc of a situation( small shitty towns, at an event, relatives the same age as you, classes with random ppl ) you spend time with them (not always on a regular basis). this person annoys you at times and you may or may not find their beliefs expensive.

example 1

(14 year old girl) : why did you hangout with emma’s sister she slept with my ex
her friend:bc my mom is bsfs with her mom so we went on vacation together

ex 2:
boy: why do u hangout with my ex

girl: we volunteer at the same place

ex3:

patient: i feel like none of my friends really get me
therapist: they are probably situation friends

by echo88 March 27, 2023

Alabama situation

When you and your brother are fucking and your dogs licking his balls.

Had quite an Alabama situation yesterday

by Gottasitch May 3, 2021

Flower Situation

When you want someone to do something cause they want to, not because you told them you want it

"I want him to apologize, it's a flower situation"

by ArellanoDinoe May 16, 2023

50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.

The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.

by Gibones March 22, 2019

situation-specific complement

A complement that is worded so that it only applies in the situation the complement is given.

"You look pretty today"

"You were so good this time!"

"I had fun with you tonight"

"This is such a good picture of you!"

"Haley's always giving me situation-specific complements! Like she never just complements me, she has to say 'right now' at the end which basically implies that I suck most of the time and she's surprised that I'm not totally fucking up at the moment"

by omfggafbsrgdfty October 19, 2013

In your situation

The sweetest angel walking on Earth that despite being busy with a family and another kid on the way, always goes the extra mile for her everyone. Good? Happy?

“Are you sure you can do that in your situation?

by HalfManHalfAmazing077 April 29, 2023

Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)

Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF

by Dee-endah June 12, 2023