Top definition
When you are currently not in a relationship with a significant other.

It usually does not bother you, but the problems start when selfish and inconsiderate assholes rub in the fact that they have someone, and start saying they "love their oh-so-sexy boyfriends/girlfriends" and start going on and on about what he/she does for them, CAN do, and blah blah.

NOBODY CARES HOW GREAT HE/SHE IS TO YOU!! If you're taken, and love your partner a lot, then good for you, but for goodness's sakes, at least show some consideration for SINGLE people! Some of these people may even be heartbroken ones, who have been abused by past partners, or just simply some that are sick of hearing about some stupid narrow-sighted people who only see either how "hot" their partner is, or how much money he/she has.

Talk about your partner if you want to.. but.. just calm down about it. Your life does not fucking revolve around him/her, so don't act like it.
single person: Hi. I am single.

taken person: HIII! OMFG I'm TAKEN by OMG the BEEESSTT guy EVVVEERRR!! He's SOOO cute and OMFG we go to MOVIES together and do FRENCH KISSES and all!! YAYYY FLOWERS and ICE CREAM and PRESENTS!!! He's SOOO awesome and makes me SOOOO HAPPY!!!!

single person: -_-.... *walks away*
by SomeBadJoke October 06, 2006
Get the mug
Get a single mug for your mama Riley.
Jul 11 Word of the Day
selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do
A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today
by Bethinslope May 11, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Maskhole mug for your buddy Callisto.
2
The state of not being another person's bitch anymore. Feeling free to hit on other bitches and doing whatever you please.
"You're single now?"
"Yeah, bro. I don't have to be her bitch anymore! Time to scope out some new chicks and have some fun!"
by TheBoss14 December 25, 2011
Get the merch
Get the Single neck gaiter and mug.
3
Independently Owed and Operated.
Bob asks "Are you single?"
Mary replies "No! I am Independently Owned and Operated!"
by Kitten2014 June 11, 2014
Get the merch
Get the Single neck gaiter and mug.
4
Back in the day before modern slang butchered the English language, single once meant "not married." Today, single means someone who's not in a relationship.
When filling out my government paperwork, I saw an option for "single" and "married," but no option for being in my boyfriend/girlfriend relationship! I'm not married *or* single! WTF is this crap?!
by hoofum May 18, 2011
Get the mug
Get a single mug for your cousin Trump.
5
it means that you are alone not lonley
you maybe single but you are always surrounded with friends and family and you are a stronger person not to be scared to venture life, yourself
by regsalki August 21, 2005
Get the mug
Get a single mug for your guy Larisa.
6
the best damn feeling in the world! Independent & free!
"whatcha gonna do tonight?...."
"whatever the hell i want... im single!"
by Rihanna Dwe June 24, 2006
Get the mug
Get a single mug for your fish Bob.