Silent J

When a chick has a silent J in her name and you can taste it when you kiss her

Guy 1: How was that girl last night?
Guy 2: I made her go home cause she had a silent J in her name

by SomethingThatIsntTaken April 1, 2020

J an silent bob

When you smoke a joint then fuck a girl without making a sound an after you bust you leave just as silently

Becky been confused for a week after I left her after a j an silent bob

by Scuttlered August 14, 2017

J and silent bob road trip

When several People from online all have the same opinion and deserve to get their ass kicked, so you and your buddy(s) decide to find out where they live, then going on a road trip (or flying) and driving to each individual's house and kicking their ass.

guy 1: "Dude did you see what those assholes said about owl city on the internet?!"

guy 2: "yeah! I think its time for a J and silent bob road trip!"

guy 1: "what?!"

guy 2: "we're gonna go find and kick their asses!"

by shadow19734 August 4, 2011

Silent Jerk

when you come home drunk and try to have sex with your lady and she turns you down, you then proceed to turn the opposite way and jerk off without your girl finding out

last night after gettin' hammered drunk i got home and tried to bang my girl and she shut me down, i turned over and pulled the silent jerk

by TC $$$$ January 20, 2009

silent jay

a person who doesn't like to socialise or speak out in public.
remains quiet even when spoken to.
goes about his everyday life not saying a word

don't be a silent jay, speak up!

by DESIJATT87 February 19, 2015

Silent Johnson

When a guy drops the soap in the shower and another guy comes from behind him and sticks his dick in his ass. The dropper of the soap becomes taken by surprise by the other man's Johnson because he did it silently

Brian dropped the soap in the shower and Cory came in and gave him the Silent Johnson...... His back has never been the same since.

by Power Tool72 April 11, 2010

Silent Jimmy

A Silent Jimmy is the sexual practice, during which you suck your partners toes while doing 69 and staying as quiet as possible

You: "Oh wow, my wife and I had the craziest Silent Jimmy last night"

by Arandomgay June 18, 2025