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sick little monkey 

A very disturbed, and or deranged person. Normally they babble, or speak in tongues/pig-latin
Wow, that hobo is on sick little monkey!

sick little monkey 

a fat scottish twat that balls his eyes out at the drop of a hat, pathetically snivelling to himself , in the hope that someone will feel sorry for him and maybe shag him out of sympathy
that sick little monkey is beefing again.
sick little monkey by itsme September 26, 2003

sick little monkey 

A man who relies on his ability to seem sensitive and cry on demand to get laid.
sick little monkey by TROG September 25, 2003

sick little monkey 

kind and sensitive scottish bloke who deservedly gets loads more shags then dan. Broke my heart when he maet Rachel.
sick little monkey by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026