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When trying to shit. A poo that asks to come out but then refuses to emerge when you sit on the toilet and relax your hole. Not to be confused with constipation which is often characterized by the lack of urge to sit on the toilet.
Oh noooo, not again! this is the third time I've had to sit on the toilet in an hour and it still wont come out. I hate it when I have a shy one.

or:

"Ashley sweetheart, are you OK, you've been sitting on the toilet for half an hour"?

It's OK mom, It's a shy one, can you bring me a mag to read?
Shy one by Mickeymysterious1 April 27, 2009
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The shy one 

Often the beautiful/handsome one you see in the corner of the room, thats staring at you. not to be confused with the creepy one.

Your usually attached to them
"The shy one is staring at you again"

One loaf shy of a sandwich 

An old Alaskan fisherman saying that makes little to no sense due to the fact that it doesn't take a full loaf of bread to make a sandwich.
Alaskan fisherman: That guy's one loaf shy of a sandwich.

Alaskan fisherman's friend: That doesn't make much sense, man.
A very reliable friend and an overall laid back person. They're beautiful and smart, overall kind and accepting to everyone they meet.
Have you seen Shyone? She dyed her hair again.
Shyone by beanlovin September 26, 2021
A very reliable friend and an overall laid back person. They're beautiful and smart, overall kind and accepting to everyone they meet.
Have you seen Shyone? She dyed her hair again.
Shyone by beanlovin September 26, 2021
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