Shy one

When trying to shit. A poo that asks to come out but then refuses to emerge when you sit on the toilet and relax your hole. Not to be confused with constipation which is often characterized by the lack of urge to sit on the toilet.

Oh noooo, not again! this is the third time I've had to sit on the toilet in an hour and it still wont come out. I hate it when I have a shy one.

or:

"Ashley sweetheart, are you OK, you've been sitting on the toilet for half an hour"?

It's OK mom, It's a shy one, can you bring me a mag to read?

Shy one by Mickeymysterious1 April 27, 2009

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The shy one

Often the beautiful/handsome one you see in the corner of the room, thats staring at you. not to be confused with the creepy one.

Your usually attached to them

"The shy one is staring at you again"

The shy one by The lord of all lamas January 19, 2020

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One loaf shy of a sandwich

An old Alaskan fisherman saying that makes little to no sense due to the fact that it doesn't take a full loaf of bread to make a sandwich.

Alaskan fisherman: That guy's one loaf shy of a sandwich.

Alaskan fisherman's friend: That doesn't make much sense, man.

One loaf shy of a sandwich by Oldmanduster March 13, 2014

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Shyone

A very reliable friend and an overall laid back person. They're beautiful and smart, overall kind and accepting to everyone they meet.

Have you seen Shyone? She dyed her hair again.

Shyone by beanlovin September 26, 2021

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Shyone

A very reliable friend and an overall laid back person. They're beautiful and smart, overall kind and accepting to everyone they meet.

Have you seen Shyone? She dyed her hair again.

Shyone by beanlovin September 26, 2021

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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