Shy one

When trying to shit. A poo that asks to come out but then refuses to emerge when you sit on the toilet and relax your hole. Not to be confused with constipation which is often characterized by the lack of urge to sit on the toilet.

Oh noooo, not again! this is the third time I've had to sit on the toilet in an hour and it still wont come out. I hate it when I have a shy one.

or:

"Ashley sweetheart, are you OK, you've been sitting on the toilet for half an hour"?

It's OK mom, It's a shy one, can you bring me a mag to read?

Shy one by Mickeymysterious1 April 27, 2009

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The shy one

Often the beautiful/handsome one you see in the corner of the room, thats staring at you. not to be confused with the creepy one.

Your usually attached to them

"The shy one is staring at you again"

The shy one by The lord of all lamas January 19, 2020

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One loaf shy of a sandwich

An old Alaskan fisherman saying that makes little to no sense due to the fact that it doesn't take a full loaf of bread to make a sandwich.

Alaskan fisherman: That guy's one loaf shy of a sandwich.

Alaskan fisherman's friend: That doesn't make much sense, man.

One loaf shy of a sandwich by Oldmanduster March 13, 2014

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Shyone

A very reliable friend and an overall laid back person. They're beautiful and smart, overall kind and accepting to everyone they meet.

Have you seen Shyone? She dyed her hair again.

Shyone by beanlovin September 26, 2021

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Shyone

A very reliable friend and an overall laid back person. They're beautiful and smart, overall kind and accepting to everyone they meet.

Have you seen Shyone? She dyed her hair again.

Shyone by beanlovin September 26, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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