shrode

a penis that is longer than it is wide.
Man that dude had the biggest shrode i had ever seen!
by the kps September 01, 2008
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Shroding

The act of masturbating, then taking a nap. Turns any bad day into a good day.
"Katie's having a bad day, so she's going to go shroding."

"Well, that will turn her bad day into a good day."
by matt86498564752364347857 May 19, 2012
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Shrode

A shrode is a simply known as a penis or dick that is shaped as a mushroom hence the dick has a huge a head and as the very same time the penis or dick is also shaped as a chode meaning the penis or dick is short and fat. Overall a shrode is a mix of words mushroom and chode to describe a penis or dick:)
Devyn : maddie did you ever hook up with that guy jake last night?
Maddie : NO YO! Jake has a shrode as a dick.

Devyn: oh yeah ew that's nasty
Maddie: tell me about it. Never liked jake anyways
by DEVISON August 03, 2018
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Shrode

A shrode is a simply known as a penis or dick that is shaped as a mushroom hence the dick has a huge a head and as the very same time the penis or dick is also shaped as a chode meaning the penis or dick is short and fat. Overall a shrode is a mix of words mushroom and chode to describe a penis or dick:)
Devyn : maddie did you ever hook up with that guy jake last night?
Maddie : NO YO! Jake has a shrode as a dick.

Devyn: oh yeah ew that's nasty
Maddie: tell me about it. Never liked jake anyways
by DEVISON August 03, 2018
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shrode-load

1. unit of weight that is equal to 2.3 metric tons

2. a large amount of produced commodity of a shroder member
can you get me a shrode-load of dirt?

did you see that shrode-load on her face?
by m1dn1gh7t4gg3r January 17, 2011
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shrodingers deuche

A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get
Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche

"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."
by Aqualite March 06, 2017
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Shrodingers Cat

An experiment devised on 1935 where a cat is placed in a steel box along with a Geiger counter, a vial of poison, a hammer, and a radioactive substance. When the radioactive substance decays, the Geiger detects it and triggers the hammer to release the poison, which subsequently kills the cat. The radioactive decay is a random process, and there is no way to predict when it will happen. Physicists say the atom exists in a state known as a superposition—both decayed and not decayed at the same time.

Until the box is opened, an observer doesn't know whether the cat is alive or dead—because the cat's fate is intrinsically tied to whether or not the atom has decayed and the cat would, as Schrödinger put it, be "living and dead ... in equal parts" until it is observed.
According to Shrodingers Cat, we can never know whether a Christmas present contains a game or movie CD until you open it.
by Max Larc September 14, 2019
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