Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Shparted
When an overweight often uneducated young lady sits on the toilet in preparation for an expected bowel movement, but instead births a spartan.
Spartan co-ed#1: "Girl, would you believe I shparted again last night? I thought for sure I had to boom boom"
Spartan co-ed#2: "How could you tell the difference?"
Spartan co-ed#2: "How could you tell the difference?"
Shparted by DawsonGotPaid June 25, 2012
Sparbler
A device used by a well known rotund comedian as a result of complaints by his good lady wife about skid marks in his big white pants.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.
Sparbler by JD Hammond August 24, 2010
sharby
When you add Shelby + Sharaai you get Sharby.
Uber hot singer for the Rock Band "Slow Deaf Children".
She's freakishly tall and has awesome purple hair.
Uber hot singer for the Rock Band "Slow Deaf Children".
She's freakishly tall and has awesome purple hair.
Rob: *fails out of Run to the Hills on drums* "Save me, Sharby!"
Sharby: *uses starpower to keep on rockin'*
Sharby: *uses starpower to keep on rockin'*
sharby by Shelby Giac March 5, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.