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Shparted
When an overweight often uneducated young lady sits on the toilet in preparation for an expected bowel movement, but instead births a spartan.
Spartan co-ed#1: "Girl, would you believe I shparted again last night? I thought for sure I had to boom boom"
Spartan co-ed#2: "How could you tell the difference?"
Spartan co-ed#2: "How could you tell the difference?"
Shparted by DawsonGotPaid June 25, 2012
Sparbler
A device used by a well known rotund comedian as a result of complaints by his good lady wife about skid marks in his big white pants.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.
Sparbler by JD Hammond August 24, 2010
sharby
When you add Shelby + Sharaai you get Sharby.
Uber hot singer for the Rock Band "Slow Deaf Children".
She's freakishly tall and has awesome purple hair.
Uber hot singer for the Rock Band "Slow Deaf Children".
She's freakishly tall and has awesome purple hair.
Rob: *fails out of Run to the Hills on drums* "Save me, Sharby!"
Sharby: *uses starpower to keep on rockin'*
Sharby: *uses starpower to keep on rockin'*
sharby by Shelby Giac March 5, 2008