shparb 

When you stub your toe but it doesn’t hurt that much and it’s just an inconvenience

Yeah sorry guys I just shparbed my toe. It was mildly inconvenient

shparb by Rsm7thy June 1, 2021

Shparted 

When an overweight often uneducated young lady sits on the toilet in preparation for an expected bowel movement, but instead births a spartan.

Spartan co-ed#1: "Girl, would you believe I shparted again last night? I thought for sure I had to boom boom"

Spartan co-ed#2: "How could you tell the difference?"

Shparted by DawsonGotPaid June 25, 2012

Sparbler 

A device used by a well known rotund comedian as a result of complaints by his good lady wife about skid marks in his big white pants.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.

Frank Carson stood up in his boxer shorts and his sparbler fell out on the floor......

Sparbler by JD Hammond August 24, 2010

sharby 

When you add Shelby + Sharaai you get Sharby.
Uber hot singer for the Rock Band "Slow Deaf Children".
She's freakishly tall and has awesome purple hair.

Rob: *fails out of Run to the Hills on drums* "Save me, Sharby!"
Sharby: *uses starpower to keep on rockin'*

sharby by Shelby Giac March 5, 2008

Sharbon 

When somebody has not yet started puberty.

Person 1: Have you sprouted any pubes yet?

Person 2: No

Person 1: Hahahahaha you SHARBON!

Sharbon by Hobbers March 26, 2008

shpartan

what you say to someone to wake them up. When you wake someone up you say "hey" then "shpartan."

(when you wake up. say to someone) "Hey shpartan"

shpartan by Aaron Kim July 22, 2006

sharbono 

A large human being that could be mistaken for sasquatch. Usually over 6'4" with an intimidating posture and large beard.

While walking through the woods in Montana a large pantless sharbono jumped out from behind a tree, shook his weiner and ran off into the weeds.

sharbono by 1m2 July 5, 2018