shower baby

when you jack off in the shower and kick the cum down the drain. better known as creating shower babies

Ah shit, i got a shower baby on my feet!

by jack master bates April 7, 2010

shower babies

Jerking off in the shower

I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town

by Jesse October 29, 2003

shower babies

When a man masturbates in the shower,

This one time at band camp, i was scrubbing my balls and before i knew it, i had produced many shower babies.

by cyber thug December 22, 2008

shower babies

When one masturbates in the shower and semen lands on the soap. Soon after, a female uses the soap, and becomes pregnant.

My sister had twin shower babies and I don't know whether to call them nephews or sons.

by skinsgamer March 5, 2009

Shower Baby

A baby who sits in showers all day listening to rappers thinking they’re gangster when I’m reality they’re just a baby who has 5 showers a day

Steve : Yo see that guy over there
Bob : yeah man
Steve : that guy looks tough

Bob : Nah man he’s just a shower baby, look he’s still wet

by Broham May 30, 2019

Baby Shower

An event where loved ones, family and friends get to spend time with prospective parents, impart supportive wishes and advice and generally make sure that the parents to be realise that everything is still totally cool.

Generally held in the afternoon of a weekend day. While gifts are not usually considered compulsory - if we're honest with each other the over-riding reason that such an event is put together is for the gifts one will get so having a registry somewhere is not a bad idea.

Have checked out their online BABY SHOWER gift regisitry?

by GH May 9, 2003

Baby Shower

the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.

Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.

by Kid High Roller March 6, 2010