shower baby
when you jack off in the shower and kick the cum down the drain. better known as creating shower babies
shower baby by jack master bates April 7, 2010
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Shower Baby
A baby who sits in showers all day listening to rappers thinking they’re gangster when I’m reality they’re just a baby who has 5 showers a day
Steve : Yo see that guy over there
Bob : yeah man
Steve : that guy looks tough
Bob : Nah man he’s just a shower baby, look he’s still wet
Bob : yeah man
Steve : that guy looks tough
Bob : Nah man he’s just a shower baby, look he’s still wet
Shower Baby by Broham May 30, 2019
Baby Shower
An event where loved ones, family and friends get to spend time with prospective parents, impart supportive wishes and advice and generally make sure that the parents to be realise that everything is still totally cool.
Generally held in the afternoon of a weekend day. While gifts are not usually considered compulsory - if we're honest with each other the over-riding reason that such an event is put together is for the gifts one will get so having a registry somewhere is not a bad idea.
Generally held in the afternoon of a weekend day. While gifts are not usually considered compulsory - if we're honest with each other the over-riding reason that such an event is put together is for the gifts one will get so having a registry somewhere is not a bad idea.
Baby Shower by GH May 9, 2003
Baby Shower
the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.
Baby Shower by Kid High Roller March 6, 2010
Slovakian Baby Shower
The Slovakian baby shower is simple. A pregnant woman, in the twilight of her third trimester is riding cowgirl on her partner, and when her water breaks, THEY DON’T STOP.
Little Timmy isn’t doing so well in school, it’s probably because he was born by Slovakian baby shower.
Slovakian Baby Shower by IG@50shades.ofwhite January 25, 2020
Canadian Baby Shower
A tradition in the Great White North where attendees bring large sums of money in which to shower the future parents with.
A celebration for a future child where the future parents are showered with large sums of cold, hard cash.
A celebration for a future child where the future parents are showered with large sums of cold, hard cash.
It's a Canadian Baby Shower, Eh!
Canadian Baby Shower by Chuckster7411 December 27, 2014
Roman Baby Shower
The act of vomiting on one's own hands and then splashing it over one's face while continuing to smear it in and around the facial region.
"Dude, you scared the shit out of those bouncers when you left the bar and Roman Baby Showered right there on the sidewalk".
Roman Baby Shower by romanbabyshowerer October 18, 2009