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Shoefucker 

The urge to fuck someone so bad you would fuck anything pertaining to them, including their shoe.
I am so hot for him, I would willingly become a shoefucker.
Shoefucker by spunkynms May 29, 2009

shövenpucker 

Shövenpucker gives a rush like drugs and alcohol can’t.
shövenpucker by swanhandler220 November 25, 2017

ShoeMocker 

A ShoeMocker is when you put a pair of shoes on your hands, preferably Timberland boots for extra DPS, and continously punch and\or slap the shit out of somebody. You effectively stomp a motherfucker out while standing.
1. If dude keep eyeballing me, imma shoemocker his ass.
2. If buddy ass get smart one more time, he getting his ass shoemockered. Thats real talk.
ShoeMocker by BrokeBak January 6, 2019

Shovenpucker 

When you stick a lemon head up your bungwallace over and over again and love it
Shovenpucker is when you have a Yellow buttcrack full off sour balls

shovenacker 

Let me just hop on my shovenacker and I'll be right over
shovenacker by Droppledangerqueen January 18, 2022