Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 23, 2019

Shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse

Shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day is a day on the 27th October which you can shove a teaspoon of glue up a fionns arse and they CAN NOT do anything about it.

Fionn got a teaspoon of glue shoved up his arse because its shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day

by SweetSalad2 November 27, 2021

I just shoved a nuke up my pussy

When that sound turns on you better be running because she has a nuke up her pussy and it’s about a blow

*walking down the street “I just shoved a nuke up my pussy” *me running for my life “oh shit”

by BloomingWave662 May 11, 2023

shit shoved

The act of receiving amazing anal sex

Girl: I had my shit shoved, I couldn't sit properly for days

by DazzlingViking June 28, 2020

shit shoved

The act of amazing anal sex

Girl: I really got my shit shoved last night, I can barely sit.

by DazzlingViking June 27, 2020

Tribal Shove

When you drop the soap and you get an entire Nigerian tribe shoved up your ass

Don't drop the soap or you'll get tribal shoved

by Uhhhh i dontknow my names are December 25, 2018

Tight Shove

Shoving something tightly up a womans vagina. To have a tight shove.

Joe:I want to go home to my baby and have a Tight Shove
Biden:We know your single.

by Iamnotthomaswoodworth December 14, 2022