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Shortest Books in the World

books that are really short because they don't have much, if any material.
Books written about, or not capable of being written about, oxymoronic subjects.
Titles often reveal deep-seated prejudices, or sometimes just plain silliness.
Here are prime examples of the Shortest Books in the World:
Italian War Heroes
German Humor
Polish Culture
Mexican Sanitation
Canadian Confidence
English Cuisine
Belgian Relevance
Blacks I have met while yachting
Ponzi Schemes Not by Jews
French Heroes
Swiss Menschen
Fun Politically Correct People
Practicing Responsible Sexuality for African Americans
Rational Democrats
Compassionate Republicans
Catching Jumbo Shrimp
A History of Military Intelligence
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shortest horror story 

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door.
you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door. shortest horror story
shortest horror story by dicky aboy February 20, 2020

Shortest Movie Ever 

When a resolution to a conflict appears to be so simple and easy, in reference to the number of movies with easily identifiable resolutions early in the films runtime.
Character 1: “This place looks way too creepy, I think we should just leave

Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever

Shortest Definition 

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Shortest Definition
Shortest Definition by HughMann45 October 4, 2022

shortest word 

h
the shortest word is
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huh? dont u see it? try again bigger
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sttil dont see it? bruh this is bigger
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bruh
shortest word by ppgpp109 April 11, 2021

Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day 

The day where you can punch your shortest friend
The day finally came Lewis can punch his shortest friend Mack because it’s oct 26th punch your shortest friend day

National throw your shortest friend day 

On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please
On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!