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shoppergasm

When you walk into a store, and gasp at a new shirt, pants, or toy you absolutely love. Most of the time these gasps resemble something you might hear on HBO late night or your neighbors prized collection of porn DVDs.
<walks into store and has a shoppergasm while looking at new shirt>
shopper 1: omg, ahh this is ahhh i love this.
shopper 2: yessss!! this is amazing.
shoppergasm by SsTtUu December 16, 2010

Shoppingham 

Canadian nickname for the city of Bellingham, Washington. Bellingham is the location of the nearest U.S. shopping mall to Vancouver, BC, and is a popular destination for Canadian visitors.
The parking lot at the mall in Shoppingham is always full of Canadian license plates.
Shoppingham by KevynJacobs August 21, 2011
The product amassed from a day out at the shops. A term discovered at Fifth Avenue and 56th Street on a recent summer day amid of gaggle of tourists.
Woman, holding up Barneys bag: "Babette! Look at my shoppings!"
Shoppings by zooa November 3, 2003

Nocturnal Shopping™ 

Definition:
Nocturnal Shopping is The act of spending money while wide awake at night—usually during episodes of insomnia—when you should be sleeping, journaling, or praying. Often accompanied by deep regret and Amazon, Walmart, or Macy's email confirmations. (The behavior of browsing or purchasing items online in the late-night or early-morning hours instead of resting, commonly justified as harmless but often leads to unexpected credit card charges and impulsive buys.)
J said to her accountant,"I could’ve saved hundreds of dollars if I had just gone to sleep instead of nocturnal shopping™.” (Jamera and Art) JamArt Taking the Step Out