Cigar shopping

The act of a married male; standardized Male and Female union. Wherein the husband states he’s going to “cigar shopping” with his friend Dave to his partner. But in fact he’s off preforming oral copulation upon many a stranger. This act isn’t solely relighted to the transient and unfamiliar. He even sucks off Dave.

“ Hey honey Dave and I are going Cigar Shopping. There’s a new cigar shop that just opened up on 53’rd and 3’rd and we’re going to sample their wears. Don’t wait up. What? Dinner? No thank you I’ll get something with Dave.”

by Dr. Word Doctor. September 19, 2022

Cuchi Shop

A term used to describe a club that is known to have lots of hot women

(also often comes up in conversations when referencing Dick’s Sporting Goods)

“That last club we went to was slammed with hotties…a total cuchi shop!”

Billy: “Hey. I need a gift idea for you sister”

Susie: “How about a gift card to a sporting goods store”
Billy: “Good idea. Is she still into Dicks”
Susie: “you know Betty…she likes both…but lately she prefers the Cuchi Shop”

by UrbanCowboy007 September 15, 2022

shopping at the versace store

Referring to splurging on unnecessary items when funds are not sufficient.

Don't be feelin like you could go shopping at the Versace store when you still owe me money nigga.

by Fuckwithit1 October 15, 2013

Pop-shopping

To shop for a variety of products that are in popular demand.

I rather to pop-shopping tonight!

by August 5, 2022

Shopping Gods

When you find or dont find what you are looking for when shopping.

I found those Manolos on a sweet sale, the Shopping Gods were with me.

by Jaxchemical June 30, 2009

Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 5, 2018

Sloppy-Shop

A business run in a manner, which is so sloppy and/or incompetent, that it creates a knock-on effect that ultimately leads to bigger problems or the demise of said business.

"E-Racing have gone so far downhill, they're inconsistent, there's zero effort from management, all of the staff have left and no one is reading the site anymore. What a complete and utter sloppy-shop."

by Schrodingers Douchebag April 24, 2021