"Naw man, that purp be stanky 'cause the chlorophyll froze. Stupid growers be Cold Shock(ing) their beauties."
by Desinis April 8, 2012
One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018