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Shnawlzy 

- A slushy kind of snow, that makes pedestrians slip and slide, and motor vehicles slide and crash.

- The type of snow people the globe over have to get used to, in the face of a warming planet earth.

- Since it is still "technically" considered snow, climate change deniers use it as a way to deny... ...climate change!
Oh dang, did you just see that city bus dummy that 18 wheeler? Last night's shnawlzy-storm really made a mess of the streets today.

Damnit! I just tore my new pants open! I slipped and fell cause of the shnawlzy snow that is more like slush.

Climate change doesn't exist! Even though there is no snow, we still have shnalwzy storms! Mraww!!!
Shnawlzy by RonMac December 4, 2018
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Damn. Zach Herron looked like a shnack last night .
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A typical native of county Kerry, Ireland. A sneaky person who looks out for number one and has only their own interests at heart. Derivative of snake
He shnaked out of being the designated driver.

That Daithi is an awful shnake.

Sure they're all shnakes in Kerry.
Shnake by DaithiMacLiam December 21, 2013

Shnarklepuff 

Unnecessarily drawing attention to yourself. Often occurs to if someone feels left out of a particular convosation, or are leaving. A shnarklepuff can be a part of convosation, an item of clothing or an action.
'Hey, I'm just going to bed so don't bang your head on the way in'

(after the speaker leaves) 'Dude, that was a massive shnarklepuff'

Suzanne Grange is going shopping!!!
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Examples of non-convosational shnarklepuffing include: grunting whilst doing weights in the gym, wearing a t-shirt with an innuendo written on it, laughing harder and longer than anyone else or putting up pointless facebook statuses(and lots of them).
Shnarklepuff by Yours Truly, August 14, 2010