shize

The american way to spell the german word "Scheisse" which means "shit", "crap", "poo", and so on...

"Friss meine Scheisse!" (means: "Eat my crap!")

by Hammes September 2, 2004

shize

german poo

This food is shize

by talking to denise's picture August 23, 2003

shize

To be selfish, or hoard things for yourself.

You're a shizer, give me some of that food.

by blal October 12, 2008

shize

1.an expression of dissatifaction; 2.nickname for someone named Shawn; #. another way to say shit.

YO Shize!!
AW SHIZE!!!

by SHIZ-MATIC February 4, 2004

Shize and Shower

When a person (male or female) claims to take a shower, but really drops a duece then showers to cover up the stench of the nasty shize they just dropped. This will hide the fact that you are taking a duece.

I was at my girlfriend's house (who lives with 3 other females), and had to drop a duece. Instead of facing the embarrasment of violating her bathroom with my stool, I went with the 'ol shize and shower move.

by Big Duece March 18, 2009

Shize sandwich

A sandwich mainly comprised of human feces or shit that gay men tend to snack on during intense sexual intercourse with other men when in times of high frequency pleasure.

Bob and I had two delicious shize sandwiches for a midmorning snack the other day, although they are high in calories, they pretty darn irresistible.

by Dwight D. Shizenhower October 8, 2009

Shize on

Party hard and from an alternative conspiratorial viewpoint of history

Can also mean get your gear, get suited up, hoard your supplies

I am going to play a Lit Crew banger from late 2021 and my friends we are about to get our shize on

by Lit Crew January 1, 2022