it's when you scare someone to such an extent, you scare the shit out of them, at times causing them to excrement all over the vicinity
by otto dealer March 6, 2008
Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.
Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.
Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.
Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.
by credmond12 March 20, 2012
A way of describing your boredom, bored shitless implies that you are REALLY REALLY bored, and have probably been for some time to have started to say "bored shitless".
by TrisBored December 16, 2007
I was scared shitless during The Shining!!!
by Yumpotjie August 10, 2018
When you lack faith in the integrity of the door lock to the public restroom you're using, and are so paranoid someone is going to walk in on you that panic causes sphincter muscle contraction, preventing relief of your bowels.
This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.
When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.
Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.
This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.
When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.
Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.
Your hope that screaming "It's occupied" loud enough for the person in the cafe hallway to hear you will spare them from walking in, creating an awkward prison-type situation between you and an eight year old child.
*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*
*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*
by LaRogue August 18, 2013
Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.
I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.
by T1988 November 9, 2006
One where you're walking around aimlessly for 12 hours being bored out of your mind; one where you don't do shit
Tim: I heard you got a summer job...
Paul: You mean a shitless job.
Tim: ???
Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!
Paul: You mean a shitless job.
Tim: ???
Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!
by GTFOMW July 21, 2011