Shit Spackle

This is the shit that is caked onto different areas of the toilet and won't wash away after some lard ass releases a gas packed diarrhea load!

Every time that fatass uses our restroom, there's shit spackle in there for days

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

Shit Spackle

When you have the screaming shits that result in a shot gun peppering of the inside of the toilet. Usually the result of Thai and/or Indian food. Also a probable result of getting shit faced.

Man i ate so much Taco Bell yesterday, i shit spackled the back of the toilet.

by Cock Thicket October 7, 2011

shit spackler

One who Spackles the toilet bowl with explosive shit. See also shit spackle

"Just look at that toilet you fucking shit spackler!"
"Kevin you shit spackler that bathroom was clean before you got here"

by Arsen_The_Swine December 6, 2017

Shit Spackler

Someone who is so shitty that their shit spackles a great distance and covers a large area.

That shop owner that fleeced his loyal customers out of their hard earned SSI money sure is a giant shit spackler.

by Tvvat October 18, 2021

shit spackel

when a person is taking a shit but then starts vomitting. thus requiring the person to turn around causing shit to be sprayed all over the walls.

That kid was so drunk he shit spackeled the entire bathroom.

by justin and ryan February 1, 2004

shit shackles

the act of holding a subject down then proceeding to get as many people as possible to shit on the arms and legs of the subject, until finally the weight of the shit restrains the subject

the cops lost their hand cuffs so the entire police force teamed up and got me in some shit shackles

by E grizzly September 13, 2011

shitsparkles

the result of eating a large amount of food grade glitter.

I gotta lay off the fairy bread, I've got the shitsparkles.

by AngryCnut July 10, 2024