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shit rainbows

The description of a super happy, peppy, annoying individual- having the gall to always smile, offer inspirational words in even in times of obvious tragedy. When faced with such an individual, you will have the overwhelming desire to punch them in the face! They are soo unbelievably happy all the time, they MUST shit rainbows!
" I just got fired and my Grandmother died. This is a horrible day! I just want to crawl in bed and hide from the world."

"Really? I just lost an arm in a freak vending machine accident. But the sun is shining and the birds are singing! What a wonderful day!"

"Omg- are you effin' kidding me?! Do you shit rainbows,too?!"
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Pulling Shit from Rainbows

To make up or extremely bullshit something so out of this world, that there is only one place one could have received it from and thats a rainbow
Tom: I ran 1 million yards in 2.4 seconds
Me: NO way, how did you do it?
Tom: Haha, its impossible, i'm just pulling shit from rainbows

Rainbows and Shit 

Used to sum up an event, action or feeling as a whole.

That's full of bullshit and gayness.

(Not of the homosexual kind either)
Dude 1: I got a ticket today. Girlfriend broke up with me, I got fired from my job, and my Xbox 360 got RROD!

Dude 2: Wow bro your day sucked.

Dude 1: I know right? fucking Rainbows and shit.
Rainbows and Shit by KnightimeX December 1, 2011

Shit rainbow 

The shit rainbow:
Purple: putrid gameplay
Blue: bad music quality
Green; Graphical farts and garlic
yellow; Piss poor keeping the source
Orange: Orange you a fucking idiot
Red: horrible rage educing masochism
-The Angry Video Game Nerd

rainbow shit

When you have been in such a happy mood for longer than three weeks, that it affects your shit - turning it into a wonderful display of happiness as it is pooped out. Can be put on display. The multicoloured shit is often in the order of the rainbow if the happiness is genuine and if the colours are out of order, there is an underlying issue of mania which can be diagnosed by slicing the shit horizontally.
Dudette 1: I love what you have done with your bathroom
Dudette 2: you do? Thanks. I have been on such a high this last month I knew I was due some rainbow shit
Dudette 1: but how did you get that pattern?
Dudette 2: I just ate a fucking hot curry one night and in the morning: tada!.....rainbow walls!
rainbow shit by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

Rainbow shit

When a girl doesn't get the "all black" fashion code and comes to the club looking like a rainbow shit on her.... Circa 1995
"Lara looks like a rainbow shit on her" Tiff
"I know... That is so 90s" Karen

Go shit a rainbow egg 

Person 1: HEY SERGEANT CID, GO SHIT A RAINBOW EGG.
Sergeant Cid: srtop it.