Skip to main content

shit rainbows

The description of a super happy, peppy, annoying individual- having the gall to always smile, offer inspirational words in even in times of obvious tragedy. When faced with such an individual, you will have the overwhelming desire to punch them in the face! They are soo unbelievably happy all the time, they MUST shit rainbows!
" I just got fired and my Grandmother died. This is a horrible day! I just want to crawl in bed and hide from the world."

"Really? I just lost an arm in a freak vending machine accident. But the sun is shining and the birds are singing! What a wonderful day!"

"Omg- are you effin' kidding me?! Do you shit rainbows,too?!"
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Pulling Shit from Rainbows

To make up or extremely bullshit something so out of this world, that there is only one place one could have received it from and thats a rainbow
Tom: I ran 1 million yards in 2.4 seconds
Me: NO way, how did you do it?
Tom: Haha, its impossible, i'm just pulling shit from rainbows

Rainbows and Shit 

Used to sum up an event, action or feeling as a whole.

That's full of bullshit and gayness.

(Not of the homosexual kind either)
Dude 1: I got a ticket today. Girlfriend broke up with me, I got fired from my job, and my Xbox 360 got RROD!

Dude 2: Wow bro your day sucked.

Dude 1: I know right? fucking Rainbows and shit.
Rainbows and Shit by KnightimeX December 1, 2011

Shit rainbow 

The shit rainbow:
Purple: putrid gameplay
Blue: bad music quality
Green; Graphical farts and garlic
yellow; Piss poor keeping the source
Orange: Orange you a fucking idiot
Red: horrible rage educing masochism
-The Angry Video Game Nerd

rainbow shit

When you have been in such a happy mood for longer than three weeks, that it affects your shit - turning it into a wonderful display of happiness as it is pooped out. Can be put on display. The multicoloured shit is often in the order of the rainbow if the happiness is genuine and if the colours are out of order, there is an underlying issue of mania which can be diagnosed by slicing the shit horizontally.
Dudette 1: I love what you have done with your bathroom
Dudette 2: you do? Thanks. I have been on such a high this last month I knew I was due some rainbow shit
Dudette 1: but how did you get that pattern?
Dudette 2: I just ate a fucking hot curry one night and in the morning: tada!.....rainbow walls!
rainbow shit by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

Rainbow shit

When a girl doesn't get the "all black" fashion code and comes to the club looking like a rainbow shit on her.... Circa 1995
"Lara looks like a rainbow shit on her" Tiff
"I know... That is so 90s" Karen

Go shit a rainbow egg 

Person 1: HEY SERGEANT CID, GO SHIT A RAINBOW EGG.
Sergeant Cid: srtop it.
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more