shit punch 

(v) To punch someone or something with extreme fury. Also can be used to describe a situation where one will suprise another with a punch in a sensitive area, thereby inflicting large amounts of pain. Can also be used with kick, as in to shit kick another.

I'm going to shit punch you in the dick!
That dude behind John just shit punched him in the face!

shit punch by slinkeril January 6, 2007

shit punch 

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.

Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.

shit punch by Trayniac May 1, 2016

Ninja Shit Punch 

When a man and a woman love each other very much they often engage in sexual acts. This is known as a Ninja shit pucn

Preperation:
The man needs to have a shit that is about the same size as his erect penis. Remove the said shit from the toilet and put it in the freezer for later.

Once your woman is home remove said shit from freezer and place under pilow (or easy access to wherever the act is going to take place).

The Act:
Once you and your partner are engaged in sexual contact you begin to have anal sex. The man teases the woman by coming all the way out and back in again. After about the 4th time, stealthily grab the shit and shove it in her anus.

Whilst she still thinks your inside her stealthily run up and turn on the light. Run toward her shout "Ninja" and punch her in the face.

The End

Ninja Shit Punch, enough said

Ninja Shit Punch by KingLouie2 October 17, 2008

Flaming Shit Punch 

Eating spicy food before a fight, then pooping diarhea over your fist in order to make a double dose of pain on your opponent.

The flaming shit punch really did a number on that black guy.

Flaming Shit Punch by Sooperpoopscooper May 30, 2011

shit in the punch bowl

to cross the line; an egregious faux pas; to say or do something so offensive or outrageous it brings everything to a grinding halt; like going to a party and shitting in the punch bowl.

"It was funny until Josh said that thing about his wife literally having sex with a rat."

"Yeah, he totally shit in the punch bowl on that one."

shit in the punch bowl by Doug Higbert January 5, 2009

Tongue Punch the Shit Shooter

Eating the booty. Eating ass. Licking that booty good.

Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.

Tongue Punch the Shit Shooter by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

Shit in a bag and punch it 

A phrase commonly used as an exclamation of an event that has just occured.

Likely to be heard in the Northern areas of England.

Famously used in the film 51st State by Shirley DeSouza aka Anna Keaveney.

Patty: Did you know that Marsha is a contract killer?

Welma: Well, shit in a bag and punch it!

Shit in a bag and punch it by Pretty in wellies March 7, 2007