shit pizza

A pizza with the shit slices on top.

"Hey Armando, can I have a slice of shit pizza? With extra shit slices on my pizza slice."

by My poseidon? December 08, 2017

oh shit the pizza

this is usually said when one is a moron and forgets the pizza is in the OVEN !

guy 1 : HEY WHATS BURNING?
guy 2: OH SHIT THE PIZZA!

by MRSANDPERSON May 18, 2010

Pizza Shit

-The type of explosive diarrhea you have after eating too much pizza and chasing it with Diet Dr. Pepper. Usually followed by a stinging sensation and then spontaneous anal combustion. Known widely to clog toilets within 30 seconds, usually requires 5-6 flushes and several rolls of TP.
-A common misunderstanding of the use of the phrase "piece-of-shit"

Dude 1: Man, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude1 : It smells like a piece-of-shit!
Dude 2: A pizza shit?! Fuck man, I told you not to eat that second jumbo meat-lover's with marshmallows!

by DaBigPizzaShit April 19, 2009

Pizza Shit

Another way of saying "Piece of shit" which is more demeaning. Often used when you cant come up with a proper come back or insult.

Guy 1: I just stole your kill
Guy 2: You... You... Pizza Shit

by Vladimir Tootin June 23, 2014

Shit on that pizza

A phrase often used by teenagers when they order pizza. Can be used in any situation if enough marijuana has been involved.

TC-Yo man lemme get 5 big cheese pizzas.
Pizza guy: Aight that'll be $50.00.
TC: ok thanks, and make sure there's no shit on that pizza...CLICK(hangs up).
Pizza guy: damn stoners

by Pete allen December 14, 2008

Pizza shit

The Canadian way of saying 'piece of shit'.

"Ah that fuckin' hoser's a pizza shit, eh?"
"Fuck yeah bud, total pizza shit."

by yoopali August 15, 2017

Pizza Shit

The extreme version of "piece of shit"
If the person is so shitty as to not even deserve to be called a piece of shit- You call them a pizza shit or, alternatively a "Pizza Fuck"

Yo dude- the way you just killed that baby with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch was super fucked up...your a complete pizza shit.

by BallHogMike July 08, 2018