shit hat 

A turd on the top of a human cranium, a smelly Barnet covering, a Donald trump

Holy fuck! That's quite the shit hat you have on!

shit hat by Crusty lips August 20, 2016

Shit Carters Hat 

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

Shit Carters Hat by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012

Hat-Shit

Taking 3 shits in one day.

A play on the popular sports reference hat-trick where a player scores three goals in a game.

3rd shit of the day, I JUST EARNED A HAT-SHIT!!! 💩💩💩

Hat-Shit by dshawnjohn October 25, 2020

Shit foil hat 

A hat that has frozen shit that you wear to protect yourself from crack smoking faggots

The shit foil hat will protect you from the zombie civilization that we got going on

Shit foil hat by Uncle gubsy June 24, 2022

go shit in your hat 

An acceptable way to tell someone to F--k off or go to hell!

Go shit in your hat, you have no idea what your talking about.

go shit in your hat by MisfitBandit72 June 5, 2016

shit in your hat 

a WWII era insult to someone who expects something unreasonable from you

"You can't have my parking spot, Mack. Why don't you go shit in your hat and pull it down over your ears."

shit in your hat by B-Max August 15, 2006

Well shit in my hat and stamp on it

Expression of surprise and disbelief.

"Well shit in my hat and stamp on it! Tigers can swim after all!"

Well shit in my hat and stamp on it by scruffbag December 8, 2006