an intense, and very dangerous sport in which the brave competitors fire a projectile shit missile from the deep depths of their thundering anus down a series of complex flumes filled with many obstacles such as the giant flaming wall of gooch that should be avoided at all costs. the victor of this national event is awarded with the great golden shit of azregahn, presented my the great grand master of shit, the shit lord!

as a beginner you are not permitted to enter the higher leagues of shit fluming because it is possible for novice's with a lack of experience to loose limbs and their sanity

i had only been participating in shit flumes for a day when i had the whole of the left side of my body torn off by a level 70 power shit as i was spectating the race, i can no longer pronounce the word elephant or sing jingle bells in a high pitched opera fashion. yet the experience was so intense that i will continue to shit flume until i die!

shit flumes by the shit lord February 17, 2010

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shit fluff

a shit that robbed a few arse hairs on the way out

i had such a shit that it tore hair off my ringprint on the way out, its a shit fluff

shit fluff by sirweighalot March 26, 2009

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mid shit flush

A mid shit flush is where you have to flush the toilet halfway through shitting so you don't block the toilet

hey hannah...did kizz have a mid shit flush?

mid shit flush by jsb89 August 14, 2012

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shit fluffer

A shit fluffer is a person who takes leasure in fluffing a guy's shit. This means sexually arousing him with his or her hands, fingers, tongue, lips and penis.

That guy who is playing with that other guy's cock is a shit fluffer.

shit fluffer by Anonymous October 21, 2003

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