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shit blender by heynow_1 May 14, 2008
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stick that shit in a blender
-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"
-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."
-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."
stick that shit in a blender by P-stain! September 10, 2006
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Shit in a blender
A negative descriptive phrase used when encountering events of horrific proprotion. Applicable to movies, concerts, and other types of performances.
Justin: Hey, how was that concert last night?
Scott: Four year strong and some other crappy bands played. It all sounded like shit in a blender to me. I don't know what was worse; them or Garfield the movie
Scott: Four year strong and some other crappy bands played. It all sounded like shit in a blender to me. I don't know what was worse; them or Garfield the movie
Shit in a blender by Key-Lime January 29, 2010
Shit Bender
Someone who magically bends turds. When you go into a washroom and there is shit plastered to the the back of the toilet seat. The last shit bender has struck again. They must be like the highlander except: "in the end there can only be number 2!" Shit is only naturally meant to go down with gravity not up and sideways The Shit Bender is the arch enemy of the plumber fore they destroy the law of plumbing: "Shit flows downhill and payday is on Friday"
Shit Bender by The Shit Savant November 20, 2017
shit bender
One who is such an annoyance, they will actually take your excrement from the bowl itself, and flex it into an unpleasant shape in order to annoy your personage.
shit bender by I_AM_D July 4, 2008
Blunderbuss shit
When you go to take a shit and a large mass of air has built up resulting a discharge of hot air and medium soft pelts of shit shoot out with high velocity.
I had a lot of beer and pretzels last night and the gas I have is terrible. I had one of those airy shits that shot out like a blunderbuss. I think it’ll call it a blunderbuss shit.
Blunderbuss shit by HeyItsMe! November 29, 2023
fagatar the last shitbender
Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.
fagatar the last shitbender by SkidMarkyMark November 11, 2007
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